i was sitting on the couch with my cats + my kitten started attacking my hands. my adult cat freaked out because he thought she was trying to hurt me + then beat her up. awuh ryan, youre my hero.

i get so insulted when people tell me that my hair looks like katy perry’s hair. my hair was this colour long before she got that nappy fuschia bob thing.
 

i saw beauty + the beast 3D this morning and there was a bunch of little girls in front of me. two of them spend the whole movie saying that they were beast + belle, and at the end of the movie they were shouting “now we can get married!!” but one of their friends said they couldnt because they were girls. the beast girl turned around with the fiercest bitch face ever + said “yes we can + then we can kiss ALL the time + no one can stop us”. 

cutest thing ever.